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In just this one year American filmakers provided movie goers with over 350 films. In this group of over 300 films, over 70 are meant to tickle our funny bones. The following are some of the best funny movies out there for you.

FORGETTING SAHRAH MARSHALL: Ater suffering a devastating break up with his girlfriend Sarah, a TV sitcom actress, Peter (Jason Segal) decides to escape to the Hawaiian Islands to start anew and forget about Sarah. As fate would have it, when he arrives at his hotel, the first people he sees are his ex and her new boyfriend, who’s bigger than life. This sets up as a thoughtful romantic comedy.

HAMLET 2: Dana Marshz, formerly a small time actor, has settled into teaching theater classes at the high school to students who just don’t care. When they lose a building at the campus, the administration decides the theater curriculum must be eliminated. Wanting to fight, he is determined to save the program by producing Hamlet 2, a sequel to the original work, which he put to paper himself.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS: Complete stoner Dale unfortunately has just viewed a bad police officer, and a powerful drug dealer, kill someone. He was spotted witnessing what’s gone down. Knowing they’ve seen him, he is so shaken he throws down his joint, a rare blend namend pineapple express, and gets away fast. This joint is such a unique type of weed, that the bad guys can. The chase is on, Dale and his pot dealer friend Saul are on the run.

STEP BROTHERS: When two child like older men, who still live with their single parents, are going to share a room because their parents have wed, you have one crazy situation. Put Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly playing the parts, and this seems to be a great recipe for a racous comedy. This seems like a sure fire bet if your looking for some laughs.

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO: Rent is over due and Zack and Miri, platonic friends since childhoold, need to come up with some cash soon. The answer? That’s obvious, go into the adult entertainment industry. As you can imagine this is a perfect enviornment for a funny film.

GET SMART: Agent 86 makes a return to the big screen, and he has us right where he wants us. The classic james bond spy spoof, the shoe phone, and all the classic quotes. This is a modern day version that looks back at the antics of Maxwell Smart.

MADAGASCAR: ESCAPE 2 AFRICA: As you might imagine, this is the continuation to the animated smash hit Madagascar. The four animal heroes, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, and Gloria the Hippo are trying to get back to New York’s famous Central Park Zoo, which is the only home they know. As oppossed to going home, due to the Penguins, they are heading off to Africa, for more adventures.

ROLE MODELS: Danny (Paul Rudd) and Wheeler (William Scott) a couple of energy drink promoters, might be seeing some hard jail time after destroying the company vehicle while binging. The option to get out of being locked up is to perform 150 hours of community service. They will have to mentor some kids in a big brother type situation. A good situation for some good laughs.

TROPIC THUNDER: Filled with great actors we soon see this movie is a claasic parody of popular war films. In order to inspire his crew to create a quality war film, the now venturesome director into the middle of nowhere, and leaves them there by themselves. The goal is to scare them into producing a war classic, which hidden cameras will capture. Unbelievabley, as the director steps on an old land mine and dies, the crew is left on its own, and they are covinced everything is just an act, but the bullets flying are actually real. Great cast with incredible make up for Robert Downey Jr.and Tom Cruise.

The films listed above, and virtually any other movie ever made, are availiable to buy, rent, or even download right onto your computer. Dowloading movies from websites online has fast become one of the most popular ways for aquiring movies. Look online to locate websites to get free downloads. This is a very good way to build a specific library of movies.

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In 2008 Hollywood provided movie goers with more than 325 movies. In this group of over 300 films, some where around sixty or seventy fit into the comedy genre. The following are some of the best funny movies that have hit the theaters in 2008.

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO: The bills are piling up and Zack and Miri, life long platonic friends who live together, are desperate to make some money. Their solution? Easy, make pornos. As you might expect this is a perfect enviornment for lots of laughs.

STEP BROTHERS: Two forty year old child adults, who both live at home with one parent, are going to share a bedroom because their mom and dad get married, you have one crazy situation. Having the combination of Reilly and Ferrell acting as these two idiots, and this has the makings for a racous comedy. This seems like a sure fire bet for a good time this year.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS: Complete stoner Dale unfortunately has just viewed a bad police officer, and a powerful drug dealer, kill someone. He was spotted witnessing what’s gone down. Knowing they’ve seen him, he is so shaken he throws down his joint, a rare blend namend pineapple express, and gets away fast. This joint is such a unique type of weed, that the bad guys can. The chase is on, Dale and his pot dealer friend Saul are on the run.

HAMLET 2: Unsucessful actor Dana Marshz has moved on to teaching theater classes at the high school to uninspired high schoolers. The school loses a building due to destruction, so the administration decides the acting classes will get the axe. Now fully motivated, he sets out to keep the school from dropping his classes by producing Hamlet 2, a new version of the classic, which he creates.

FORGETTING SAHRAH MARSHALL: Overwhelmed with grief after a devastating break up with long time girlfriend Sarah, a TV actress, Peter eventually decides to get away to a Hawaiian resort to recover from his depression. Of course, when he checks into the resort hotel, he looks up and sees his ex and her new boyfriend, who has it all. This movie has all the ingredients of a classic romantic comedy.

GET SMART: Agent 86 is at it again, “and loving it”. KAOS vs CONTROL, the shoe phone, and all the classic quotes. It is worth the look back at the 1960’s spy spoof series.

MADAGASCAR: ESCAPE 2 AFRICA: This is obviously the next edition to the hugely successful movie Madagascar. Our four animal stars want to return to the zoo in New York, and go back to the lives they know. Instead, due to the Penguins, they are heading off to their true homeland, Africa.

ROLE MODELS: Danny and Wheeler who promote an energy drink, might be seeing some hard jail time because they binged and trashed the company truck. The way they can avoid being locked up is to perform 150 hours of community service. They will have to mentor troubled kids in a big brother type situation. The pieces are all in place for this to be very funny.

TROPIC THUNDER: Overloded with good actors we soon see this movie is a classic spoof. To get a realistic performance from his super star cast to make a true epic masterpiece, the frantic, and abused, director Damien Cockburn into the jungle, leaving them to fend for themselves. The object is to scare them into producing a war classic, which will be caught on hidden cameras in the area. Unbelievabley, as the director walks over a land mine and is blown apart, the actors are now truely on their own, and they start acting, thinking it’s a big set, but things are getting very, very real. Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., and Tom Cruise star.

Thesw films, and many, many more, are availiable to buy, get as a rental, or even download right onto your computer. Aquiring movie down loads from internet vendors is quickly becoming one of the most popular ways for aquiring movies. Look on the internet for places to get free downloads. This is a great way to build a massive collection of films.

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Rev. Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and asked himto do the morning service for him that day. As soon as he hung up the phone,he headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away so he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew.
Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?
The Lord sighed, and said, “No, I guess not.” Just then Rev. Norton hit the balland it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished.

He looked at the Lord and asked,

“Why did you let him do that?”
The Lord smiled, and replied,

“Who’s he going to tell?”

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