It’s Fun to Get Weird, Part Three – Bumper Sticker Maniac
When it comes right down to it, not everybody is looking for a comic that can give a thorough tongue lashing to the audience. Sometimes people prefer their comedy clean. If such is the case for your event, you’ll want to make sure you hire a clean comedian. It’s not as hard as you’d think, but you’ve got to be sure that you’re getting what you paid for.
If, perchance, they actually find themselves making the stop to ask the taboo question (I ‘dunno, crazy things happen sometimes) then your fellow will 9 times out of 10 come back with a scowl on his face complaining that the store clerk is an idiot. So as we girls learn to understand and accept this irrefutable fact of life (much like we submit dutifully to our monthly visit from “Aunt Ruby”), we must become savvy in dealing with the “car bandit” in a more pro-active way – trust me, save your breath and focus on getting to the destination before the party is over and all the food is gone.
However, you can never be too careful. In order to be sure that you’ve hired a clean comedian, you’ll need to go to the comic’s agency and be sure that you’re very specific about your needs. No agency who wants continued business will give you something you didn’t ask for –especially if you’re hiring a clean comedian for a corporate event (trust, they’ll want the pull of a powerful corporate entity backing their agency).
You can also just ask the comedian if they’re brand of comedy is family friendly. Though it may seem a stretch, when you hire a clean comedian, you’re not only paying for clean cut comedy, you’re paying for honesty –quite frankly, that’s something you should expect from anybody to whom you’re giving cash. If you hire a clean comedian, you can be sure that they’ll let you know that they’re a clean comic.
After all’s been said and done and the comic hasn’t delivered the kosher laughs you expected, you could always refuse him your continued business. Understand all comics want repeat business, especially if their client is a high-powered corporation. The money and the exposure are too good for someone to lie to you about their repertoire.
For the duration of the operation, “AHHHHHHHHHHH” became the operative phrase, so to speak. Much to the astonishment of my friend, as the love life threatening work continued, the doctor and nurse carried on a conversation about every banal subject known to man. (I might mention, though, that the nurse did happen to bring up the subject of a logging company. Personally, I think it was Freudian. No brag intended, for my friend, that is, of course.) For several days after the operation any quick movement brought excruciating pain to the precise area that a man instinctively feels the strongest aversion to avoid pain. For the first time in his life my friend went out of his way to avoid stimulation in “THAT AREA.” As agonizing as the whole event was (and women think childbirth is tough – HA!) it was definitely worth it. At least that’s what my friend says. Now with his newly vasectomized parts, when he makes love to his wife he feels like a movie star in an action-adventure movie – he can shoot his gun all he wants, but no one ever gets hit.
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