After some intense interviewing of hidden sources in the elf community the truth is starting to come out on why Santa secretly left the Christmas compound at 2:00 in the morning of December 12th. With only a week and a half till Christmas Eve there still is no word from santa. Will he be able to return in time to deliver the presents.

It has been a long couple of days trying to get to the bottom of Santa\’s so called \”cookie addiction\”. Last week at 2:00 in the morning Santa Claus was spirited out of the North Pole by helicopter complaining of chest pains and problems breathing. A secret society made up of Santa\’s closest elfs are responsible for this. They are called the SCEP, Secret Cookie Elfin Project. They were devised by Santa to hide and supply a \”cookie Problem\” he has.

Though there are critics of Freud\’s ideas on humor, I personally think he was onto something. Basically, in his mind, society represses ideas and we tuck them away in our subconscious. Then, jokes allow all that gooey, forbidden goodness into our conscious minds and tickles our noodles. We laugh and feel happy because we really pulled one over on society.

While that theory may explain why racist jokes, perverted jokes, dead baby jokes, etc. are funny, it isn\’t a perfect theory. It doesn\’t really explain how in the world \”Why did the chicken cross the road?\” became so famous. Perhaps crossing roads for the sake of getting to the other side was taboo at some point.

Another thing about jokes that may explain their hilarity is that they send us into rabid hallucinations. Then, when the punchline is delivered our minds get shocked with something unexpected. People love it when their imaginations create silly images followed by a kick in the groin. The hallucinations aren\’t real so people feel safer about the joke, no matter how violent and awful the contents of it may be. Jokes give us a chance to take the most awful and terrible things in life and turn them into absurdities. When someone tells a racist joke, it doesn\’t necessarily mean they are a racist. When someone tells a perverted joke, it doesn\’t necessarily mean that they subjugate women or are incapable of love. And when someone tells a dead baby joke, it doesn\’t necessarily mean that they hate babies, dead or alive. (After all, they\’re so delicious!) After all, asking why a chicken crossed a road doesn\’t mean that that person loves or hates chickens or roads. Nor does telling a knock-knock joke mean that the person loves or hates doors, knocking, or idiots.

An after hours party was attended by many at the Tiki Bar and Grill. Events there cannot be reported, because what happens at the Tiki Bar and Grill stays at the Tiki Bar and Grill. At the end of the night though, Santa on his way out, said Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. This \”cookie addiction\” story is dedicated to the brave service men and brave service woman who serve the United States. It is because of your sacrifice that my family may live free and my children can go to sleep safely. Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your families this holiday season, as always. May you come home safe and sound.

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