The angry wife met her husband at the door.
There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason
for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”

“There is,” he replied,

“Well WHAT is it” she demanded,

After a short pause he replied,

“Breakfast.”

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