Short Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q. Why don’t blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can’t get their head in the jar.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw “911″ and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: What’s the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they don’t have the recipe!
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.
Q: What does a postcard from a blonde’s vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
Q. How does a blonde high-5? A. She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q. What do blonde virgins eat? A. Baby food.
Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
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