Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? A. In case she had to draw some blood

Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what?

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She’s got a checkbook.

Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall? A: You wave at her!

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You’d pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish? A. She drowns it.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said “concentrate” on it.

Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: “good for up to 20 pounds.”

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.

Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

Q. What’s black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A. A blond electrician.

Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.

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