All Blonde Jokes
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A. She’s trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn’t find their eraser.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road? A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read “stop clean bathroom”.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen.
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