Got Funny

3. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?” This quotation happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life’s little problems isn’t all that bad, until the death shows up.

Definitely, relationships can get complicated, or does have its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless you’re talking about the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout your body.

4. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” And if you want more, just keep on inquiring!

5. “A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.” It sounds, ‘realistic’, I believe.

And when it comes to everyday living experience, Woody if truth were to be told knows how to make the best out of each possible development, and it doesn’t entail a grievance if he strikes a nerve.

6. “Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.” I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.

7. “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” If it rains, it pours.

8. “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” It could get worse when you’re guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!

9. “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” At least he doesn’t smite us with lightning, and I’m thankful for that.

Whether we’re spiritual or not, it takes more bravery to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just getting along. And regardless of what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can’t appear to picture life without any piece of intelligence that could guide us.

And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go by… at any condition, at any time, and at any place we may be.

10. “The ability for being happy is appreciating and loving what you have, in the place of what you don’t have.”

Ciao!

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