Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q: What do you call a really smart blonde? A: A golden retriever.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, “ALL BLONDES AREN’T DUMB?” A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I’ll tell you tomorrow.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn’t they get in? A: The sign said “must be 18 to enter”.

Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear? A: “Thanks for the refill!”

Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the “instant pudding setting” button.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck.

Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A. She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you sure it’s mine?

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!

Q: What’s a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.

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