Short Mexican Jokes
Q. Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? A. So they have something to unwrap.
Q. Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A. Cause nobody will look for them.
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have a olympic team? A. Because every Mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
Q. How many officers does it take to arrest a Mexican guy? A. It takes 4; 1 to arrest him and 3 to carry his oranges.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian? A: Oil of Ol’e.
Q. What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A. A miracle.
Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? A: So they can take a bubble bath at night.
Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish girl and a Mexican girl? A: The Mexican girl has real orgasms and fake jewelry!
Q. What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench can support a family.
Q: Do you know what Mexican will get as birthday present. A: Your Bike !
Q. Why are Mexicans so short? A. When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? A. Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Q. What do Mexicans pick in the off season? A. Their nose.
Q: What do you call 3 Mexicans in quick sand? A: Bean Dip.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a NAVY? A: Because cardboard don’t float.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? A: One can raise a child.
Q: What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? A: Carlos….
Q: Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? A: Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
Q: What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? A: Cross country.
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