Q: How can you tell a Mexican woman is on her period? A: She’s only wearing one sock.

Q: 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A: A cop.

Q: What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? A: Baked beans.

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.

Q: A black guy and a Mexican jump off a building, who dies first? A: Who cares?

Q: What is Mexican overdrive? A: Putting the car in neutral and rolling down a hill.

Q: What do you call a kid that’s half Mexican and half Polish? A: Retardo.

Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.

Q: What do you call a Mexican queer? A: A senor eater.

Q: There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who’s driving? A: Boarder Patrol.

Q: What do you call a Mexican picking cotton? A: A niggers job.

Q: What do you call your boss if he is Mexican? A: Impossible.

Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Mexican’s life? A: Second grade.

Q: Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn’t figure out how to flush the pool.

Q: What do a Mexican and a skunk have in common? A: There both black and white and they both smell.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a dumb blonde? A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.

Q: Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

Q: Why do Mexicans make great astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.

Q: What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges.

Q: How does every Mexican joke start? A: The teller looks over both his shoulders.

Q: What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? A: Jail.

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