1- Jury Selection is a mechanism of selecting those members of the public who are to serve on a jury. A group of people is chosen from the court’s locality as an initial set of jurors. In an attempt to ensure fairness in the system a court system allows for the challenging of the particular choice of this or that juror. The personal ideas of the various members of the jury pool are examined amongst a host of relevant concepts. However, you really know you are in deep trouble if your lawyer touches each of their heads saying: “duck duck goose!”

2- People truly hate lawyers; the never-ending comments of how unjust and unscrupulous they can be are axiomatic. There are, I am sure, some who deserve the reputation that they have so feverishly developed. Never one to be left behind, an aggressive attorney will do everything he can to argue a case. Of course, on the other side of the courtroom are people who are fuming at his sometimes excessive stretching of truth. It may come as no surprise that when it was heard that a group of attorneys on vacation was caught at the bottom of the ocean, the coast guard dispatcher was heard to say: “well that’s a good start!”

3- Your attorney has a lot on his mind. He has many cases on his docket to work on and there is the constant barrage of new work requiring new client interfacing and analysis. The caseload is a challenging array of diverse work that sometimes strains even the most efficient of personalities. Along with all of this are the mundane problems of mortgages, marriage, and education. As his or her stress level rises, an attorney needs to blow off some steam. However, you as a client want an alert and effective representative. Sometimes there just isn’t time to enjoy life and do everything he wants to do. This may make him cut some corners. Be sure to consider getting a new one if in the midst of the judge’s instructions you find him playing Nintendo.

4- Many lawyers dress with what can only be described as dour disappointing blacks and blues or even the occasional dull grey. The occasional pinstripe vestment makes its way into the wardrobe of the attorney and helps to accent the various looks involved. Unfortunately, hatred seems to never leave even this aspect of a lawyer’s life. Recently, a noble member of the profession went to help a needy member of the public at a drug bust.

When he got near the poor individual the aggressive police dog lunged at the lawyer. The leader of the police squad called for medical help for the lawyer. When the 911 dispatcher required the nature of the attorney’s injuries the cop, who knew that the lawyer had helped the suspect previously replied that he wasn’t really harmed. ‘He’s got a red striped suit in the uniquely rear engaging rottweiler suit with a heavy inner lining that’s being professionally altered right now.’ OUCH.

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