A Chinese couple gets married-and she’s a virgin.  Truth 
 be told, he is none too experienced either.  On the wedding 
 night, she covers naked under the bed sheets as her husband 
 undresses.  He climbs in next to her and tries to be 
 reassuring: “My darring” he says, “I know dis yo firs time 
 and you berry frighten.  I pomise you, I give you anyting 
 you want, I do anyting – jus anyting you want, you say. 
 Whatchou want?” he says, trying to sound experienced, which 
 he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

 
 A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and 
 eagerly) for her request.  She eventually replies shyly and 
 unsure, “I want . numba 69. 

 More thoughtful silence, this time from him.  Eventually, 
 in a puzzled tone he queries………….. “You want… 
 Beef wif Broccori?”

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