Johnny’s sleep was disturbed by a rythmic banging from
 his parents room.  He peers round the door and sees his
 mother sitting astride his father bouncing up and down.

 The next morning he asks his mother what she was doing
 bouncing up and down on daddy’s stomach.

 Embarrassed but thinking quickly, she said, “your father
 has become a little fat recently and bouncing up and down
 on his stomach helps him lose weight.”

 ”You’re wasting your time,” replied little Johnny, “the
 lady from next door comes round every day and blows him
 back up again.”

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