Got Funny

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around,
faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen up,
Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in 
the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting 
down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t matter 
to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just 
love it.”
 Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, “No kidding. I’m a 
lawyer, too. What firm are you with?”