Got Funny

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked,’ Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?’