Got Funny

Bubba  died in a fire and his body was burned pretty  badly.

 The  morgue needed someone to identify the  body,

 so  they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and  Gomer.

 The  three men had always done everything  together.

 Cooter  arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the  sheet,

 Cooter  said,  ‘Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.  You  better roll him over.’  

 The mortician rolled him over and  Cooter said, ‘Nope, ain’t Bubba.’        

 The  mortician thought this was rather  strange.

 So  he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the  body.                                         

 Gomer  looked at the body and said, ‘Yup, he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll  him over.’    

 The mortician rolled him over and  Gomer said, ‘No, it ain’t Bubba.’        

 The  mortician asked, ‘How can you  tell?’ 

 Gomer  said, ‘Well, Bubba had two assholes.’                                 

 ’What?   He had two assholes?’ asked  the  mortician.              

 ’Yup,  we never seen ‘em, but everybody used to  say,

 ’There’s  Bubba with them two  assholes.’