Got Funny

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to
visit Eve. “So, how is everything going?” inquired
God.

“It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The
sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells,
the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just
one problem.

It’s these breasts you have given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out and I am constantly
knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. They’re a real
pain,” reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other
parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs,
eyes, ears, etc………she felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more “symmetrically
balanced”.

“That’s a fair point,” replied God, “But it was my
first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six
breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of
those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
up right away.”

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden.

“Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?”

“Just fantastic,” she replied, “But for one
oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the
animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.”

God thought for a moment and said, “You know, Eve,
you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You
do need a mate and I will immediately create a man
from a part of you. Lets see……….where did I
put the useless boob?”

Now doesn’t THAT make more sense than that crap
about the rib?