Got Funny

Son:  “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can
       I ask you a question?”

 Dad:  “Sure, son, what’s the question?”

 Son:  “What is politics?”

 Dad:  “Well, let’s take our home for example.  I am the
       wage earner, so let’s call me Management.  Your
       mother is the administrator of the money, so we’ll
       call her Government.  We take Care of you and your
       needs, so let’s call you The People.  We’ll call
       the maid The Working Class and your baby brother
       we’ll call The Future.  Do you understand?”

 Son:  “I’m not really sure, Dad.   I’ll have to think
       about it.”

 That night, awakened by his baby brother’s crying, the
 boy went to see what was wrong.  Discovering the baby
 had seriously soiled his diaper, the son went to his
 parent’s room and found his mother sound asleep.  He
 then went to the maid’s room where, peeking through the
 keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid.  The
 boy’s knocking went totally unheard by his father and
 the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back
 to sleep.

 THE NEXT MORNING:

 Son:  “Dad, now I think I understand politics.”

 Dad:  “That’s great, son.  Explain it to me in your
       own words.”

 Son:  “Well, Dad, while Management is screwing The
       Working Class, the Government is sound asleep.
       The People are being completely ignored and
       The Future is full of SHIT!!!”