Got Funny

Boudreaux says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bi te my own
eye.’
The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘No way! It’s a bet.’
Boudreaux removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Boudreaux says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite
my other eye.’

The auditor can tell Boudreaux isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Boudreaux removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,
with Boudreaux’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Boudreaux asks. ‘I’ll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into
that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in
between.’
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks
carefully and decides there’s no way this guy can manage that stunt, so
he agrees again.
Boudreaux stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but
although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the
wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss
into a huge win. But Boudreaux’s attorney moans and puts his head in his
hands.
‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks. ‘Not really,’ says the
attorney. ‘This morning, when Boudreaux told me he’d been summoned to
appear in person before the IRS, he bet me twenty-thousand dollars that he
could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you’d be happy
about it.’