Two young men were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
 
One says to the other, ‘Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?’
 
The second one replies, ‘Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!’
 
The first one says, with wide eyes, ‘Wow, they aren’t
Very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.’
 
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. ‘Good idea! Order one
And if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.’
 
Three weeks later, the young man asks his friend, ‘Did you
Ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?’
 
The second man replies, ‘No, but it shouldn’t
Be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!’
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