Got Funny

A young red neck couple are having sex in a muddy
field one evening. The fellow asks, “Honey, could you
check to see if it’s in you or if it’s in the mud???” She
reaches down and checks. “It’s in the mud,” she tells him.
“Well,… could you put it back in???”

She puts it back in and they continue having sex for a
while before he asks again, “Honey, could you check to
see if it’s in you or if it’s in the mud???” She checks
again and says, “It’s still in me, big fella!!!”

“Ummm,… could you put it back in the mud, please???”