A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor
 was called as a witness.

 The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any
 cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?”

 ”No sir,” answered the man.

 ”Did you ever get any from his wife?”

 ”No sir.”

 ”Did you ever get any from his daughters?”

 ”Uh - excuse me sir,” the witness said, “but we’re
 still talking about drugs here, right?”

lg-share-en Witness on the stand

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