Got Funny

A dad walks into a market with his young son.  The kid is
 holding a quarter.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going
 blue in the face.  The dad realizes the boy has swallowed
 the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

 A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a
 blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market
 reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.  At the
 sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
 down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
 on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
 unhurried, across the market.

 Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy’s
 testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then
 ever more firmly.  After a few seconds the boy convulses
 violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly
 catches in her free hand.  Releasing the boy, the woman hands
 the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
 bar without saying a word.

 As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
 effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts
 thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like
 that before, it was fantastic.  Are you a doctor?”  No,” the
 woman replies…. “Divorce Attorney.”