Got Funny

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading 
when the wife looks over at him and asks THE  question….. 
 
WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would 
you get married again? 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being 
married?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married  again.’ 
 
WIFE: ‘You would?’ (with a hurt look) 
 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) 
 
WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’ 

 
WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our  bed?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘P robably, it is almost new.’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with  hers?’ 

HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper  thing to do’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’ 

HUSBAND : ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her  own.’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Would you take her golfing with you? 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Yes, those are always good  times.’ 

WIFE: ‘Would she use my clubs? 
 
HUSBAND: ‘No, she’s left-handed.’ 
 
WIFE: —– silence —— 

HUSBAND: ‘Shit.’