Got Funny

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu…
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 -

Fried Explorer: $15.00 -

Grilled Republican: $100.00 -

Baked Democrat: $250. 00..

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the Politicians?’

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”