YOU GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’ He slams
the door and returns to bed.
‘Who was that?’ asked his wife.
‘Just some drunken guy asking for a push,’ he answers.
‘Did you help him?’ she asks.
‘No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!’
‘Well, you have a short memory,’ says his wife. ‘Can’t you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!’
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He call s out into the dark, ‘Hello, are you still there?’
‘Yes,’ com es back the answer.
‘Do you still need a push?’ calls out the husband.
‘Yes, please!’ comes the reply from the dark.
‘Where are you?’ asks the husband.
‘Over here on the swing,’ replied the drunk.
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Well, Saints preserve us! That sounds so very much like one that I told at the quarterly meeting of Irish Elks in Minnesota. Naturally, my version has a slightly Irish lilt to it.
But that’s okay. One thing I have learned from the Internet is that it is a very small world, it is. The joke is one of my very favorites, so I don’t mind hearing it again and again.
McCafferty Himself
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I didn’t do the no follow. The software for your blog must have done it automatically. I want every link to be followed. My guess is that it is an anti-spam measure to keep the google bots from adding value to the link. It would hurt me not you because the link is to me. Talk to the Word Press people about it.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
In searching for sites related to this topic, your site came up.