RedNeck Pickup Lines
1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you’re sure special.
3. My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out.
5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6. If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8. “Fat Penguin!” I know you’re going, ‘huh?’ “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
and…. the best for last!
13. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:47 am
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September 18th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Well, you are alive. I was beginning to wonder. Pickup line #3 might go well with my veterinarian and elephant photo.
By the way, that is another dirty job–cleaning up after an elephant with diarrhea. When you ask the guy who takes care of Bertha how’s business, he could respond, “I’m cleaning up.”
Here is the link for the uncensored racism in the elevator.
McCafferty Himself
December 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
How about this one – Come over here and sit on daddy’s lap and lets talk about whatever comes up. Now that is a redneck pickup line!