Got Funny

Pink Lipstick: You’ll always look wet and wild with this doosy. Get the frosted lipstick and you can eat as much possum as you want and you’ll still have most of it on!

Nail Designs: Enormous fake nails with little fruity designs are a must for any true redneck. don’t forget to show off the blingin’ rhinestones.

True Ripped Jeans: Rednecks mock those who have to buy the fake, designer worn/ripped jeans because they have an endless supply of truly haggard jeans from all sorts of tough activities.

Wife Beaters: Clearly, this fashion item doesn’t need a new name, and there aint nuthin wrong with lovin a tight, ribbed, nearly see-though tank top. They go with everything and will camouflage a beer stain entirely.

Bleached Blonde Hair With Dark Brown Roots: Stick it to the man with this careless yet suspiciously fashionable hair style.

Mustaches: Just saving a snack for later! So says Jeb (the owner of the local Diner ‘Jebs Diner”) about the food bits in his staggeringly beautiful mustache.

Tan: tanned limbs can go a long way to making you look like naturally exotic and sexy. As for rednecks just be sure to keep your exposed parts to those tanned limbs. we prefer not to be blinded by searing white light.

Braids: Whether you do em up French, in rows, in pigtails, or in fishtails, braiding your hair is an easy all-day hairdo. Just add your best Scrunchy or rubber band, and youre good to go.

Eyeliner: Rednecks have always been known to know what looks good as far as make up goes and that’s no exception when it comes to the amount of eyeliner to put on. Thick and Heavy baby!

The Mullet: Certainly not least of all white trash styles is the Mullet. That all-encompassing hairstyle that has transcended the ceiling of trendiness and secured for itself a throne in hairstyle glory. Wear on Redneck, wear on!