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2008 “So far so good!” | Oct 14
DON'T SKIP CHURCH
“Rev. Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny ...”
03 | Sep 22
The Divorce!
“A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour.
The wife ...”
18
The Worst Job (Language-NSFW)
“This one is a little old, but funny as hell. Did you ever wonder who ...”
16
RedNeck Pickup Lines
“1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you're ...”
10
Husbands Letter To His Wife
“ Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've ...”
03
The Dinner Party
“Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. ...”
| Aug 31
Hurricane Gustav (Please Help)
“Having gone through hurricane Katrina, I would like to ask anyone who is financialy as ...”
The Bull
“Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few ...”
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Great Living Will
“I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive ...”
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Tattoo Of The Year
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Kid Choked
“A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is
holding a quarter. ...”
18
The 36 Rules of Life
“1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same ...”
17
Very Sorry
“We are back on , very sorry for any
inconvience. We had to
swap servers, and of ...”
15
Forrest Goes To Heaven
“The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at ...”
14
THE SOUTH --- YOU GOTTA LOVE IT
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Tennessee The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
decided ...”
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Country Customs
“A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and
knocked at ...”
09
Golf And Panties
“The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place ...”
08
Would You Remarry
“A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when the wife looks over at ...”
07
Happy Hour In Georgia
“A redneck is driving down a back road in Georgia . A sign in front ...”
Jesus And Satan
“Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They ...”
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Bathroom Tales
“A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall
By Shannon Popkin
My little guy, Cade, is ...”
The Rake
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An oldy But Still Funny”
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New Face Lift
“A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The surgeon told ...”
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YOU GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
“A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on ...”
Study Shows Why Men Die First
“This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.
If you put ...”
| Jul 31
And then the fight started.....
“My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and ...”
Another Affair
“A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy ...”
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
“A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man ...”
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YOUR PARROT IS DEAD
“At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your ...”
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Hillbilly And The Game Warden
“A hillbilly went hunting one day in Georgia and bagged three ducks. He
put them in ...”
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Yes We have Another Among Us
“I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I ...”
The Professors Lecture
“A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students. ...”
Cow's Milk
“The 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying ...”
THE TAROT CARDS SPEAK
“In the dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out
before her, the Tarot ...”
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50.00 Dollars
“MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIREVERY YEAR.
EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, ...”
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Why (Very Mature)
“Well, sometimes life is a bitch.
You come home after a long and hard working day.
You ...”
Good old Boudreaux, or how to treat the IRS
“Boudreaux says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bi te my own
eye.'
The ...”
24
Just Like A Man
“One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
aware that her ...”
23
BAPTIST Cowboy
“A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three ...”
10 Thoughts
“Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which ...”
Cannibal Kitchen
“A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a ...”
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The blonde and the lottery
“A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business
has gone bust and she's in dire ...”
The Richmans Barbeque
“A filthy rich North Carolina man (probably a politician) decided that he wanted to
throw a ...”
Tech Support
“Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed ...”
The Priest and The Hair Drier
“A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, ...”
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$20.00 Dollars
“On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 ...”
The Joys Of having a child
“There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly
beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try ...”
Will you love me even if
“Sam came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say,
disfigured, would you still love ...”
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Another blonde with brillance
“A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. ...”
Lawyer with the helping hand
“One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw ...”
Father and son conversation(language)
“Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can
I ask you ...”
The Pastor's Ass
“The pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won. The pastor was so pleased ...”
Sears Catalog
“Two young men were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
One says to ...”
GEORGIA REDNECK AREN'T STUPID !!!
“A Georgia Redneck, walked into a bank in New York City and
asked for the loan ...”
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Rednecks in the Field
“A young red neck couple are having sex in a muddy
field one evening. The fellow ...”
Sex In The Field
“A young red neck couple are having sex in a muddy
field one evening. The ...”
Who would have guessed
“Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around,
faced him, looked him straight in ...”
Jesus and the Burglar
“A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for ...”
The Advantages of Being in Your 50's
“1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you
are likely to ...”
A Little Girls First Wedding
“Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why ...”
Johnny Sees Parents Making Love
“Johnny's sleep was disturbed by a rythmic banging from
his parents room. He peers round the ...”
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Man With Only 24 Hours
“A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only
24 hours ...”
Chinese Wedding Night
“A Chinese couple gets married-and she's a virgin. Truth
be told, he is none too experienced ...”
Recent Study Shows Men Prefer Sex
“A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer
to have sex? It ...”
Witness on the stand
“A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor
was called as a witness.
The ...”
Chinese Laundry
“A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local
Chinese Laundry, ...”
NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT
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The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical ...”
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Retail Greeter
“A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart
with her two kids in tow, screaming ...”
Eve's Side Of The Story
“After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to
visit Eve. "So, how is ...”
15
The Airlines
“A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, ...”
Doctor's Convention
“A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take ...”
14
The Chicken Farmer
“A woman walks into an accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her ...”
THE WEDDING NIGHT
“THE WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary get ma rried but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they ...”
13
The Pet Parrot
“A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad ...”
12
Angry Wife....
“The angry wife met her husband at the door.
There was alcohol on his breath and ...”
Farting and Bob
“Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob ...”
Vacuum Salesman
“The Vacuum Salesman A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new ...”
The Pope and Hillary
“The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in
front of a ...”
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Daddy's Car in the woods
“Little Johnny at it againIs Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car ...”
Ducks
“Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. ...”
Quickie in the Bushes
“There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of ...”
Three Men on a Hike
“Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging,
Violent river. ...”
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The Affair (mature)
“A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her ...”
Motivational
“A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, ...”
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This Just In : Advisory
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The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife advises golfers to take extra precautions and ...”
Blond's Year In Review
“January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired ...”
Science Exam Q and A
“Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes ...”
You gotta love blondes
“Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle they would bury him
at sea ...”
Adult Jokes
“Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can ...”
08
I Think You're the Father of One of my Kids
“A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She ...”
07
Another Blonde
“One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to ...”
Obama Fan
“A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them
were ...”
05
Tennessee Dating
“A young girl from the mountains of Tennessee was going on a date.
Her grandmother said, ...”
03
GOLF: AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS.
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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional ...”
02
Golf
“Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball ...”
Knitting
“A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, ...”
A True Love Story
“Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they ...”
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Two Dead Women Talking
“1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I 'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st ...”
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An Ode to America
“Why are Americans so united? They would not resemble one another even if you painted ...”
28
Why I Fired My Secretary
“Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went ...”
27
Hell Just Got Nicer
“An engineer dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate and ...”
26
Cardiologist Funeral
“A cardiologist died and was given an elaboratefuneral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind ...”
Some-mart Interview (Hilarious)
“ A manager at Some-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. ...”
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At The Doctors Office
“A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt ...”
Blind Cowboy
“An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way ...”
24
Midget Surgery
“The midget dropped his pants.The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started ...”
23
BANNED FROM WALMART...........
“This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my ...”
22
On The Farm
“A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother ...”
21
The Hair Cut
“On a Monday, a florist drops in at the barber shop for a
haircut. When the ...”
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