Got Funny

A dad walks into a market with his young son.  The kid is  holding a quarter.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going  blue in the face.  The dad realizes the boy has swallowed  the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.  A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a  blue business suit is [...]

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his  limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.  He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.  ”Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man.  ”We don’t have any money for food.”, the poor man [...]

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor
was called as a witness.