A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a
 blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market
 reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.  At the
 sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
 down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
 on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
 unhurried, across the market.

 Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy’s
 testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then
 ever more firmly.  After a few seconds the boy convulses
 violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly
 catches in her free hand.  Releasing the boy, the woman hands
 the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
 bar without saying a word.

 As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
 effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts
 thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like
 that before, it was fantastic.  Are you a doctor?”  No,” the
 woman replies…. “Divorce Attorney.”

 ”Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man.

 ”We don’t have any money for food.”, the poor man replied.

 ”Oh, come along with me then.”

 ”But sir, I have a wife with two children!”

 ”Bring them along! And you, come with us too!”, he said to
 the other man.  “But sir, I have a wife with six children!”
 the second man answered.

 ”Bring them as well!”

 They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even
 for a car as large as the limo.  Once underway, one of the
 poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
 taking all of us with you.”

 The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is
 about two feet tall.”

 The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any
 cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?”

 ”No sir,” answered the man.

 ”Did you ever get any from his wife?”

 ”No sir.”

 ”Did you ever get any from his daughters?”

 ”Uh – excuse me sir,” the witness said, “but we’re
 still talking about drugs here, right?”