Got Funny

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry & In Heat. If you see him not excited, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & [...]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu…
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 -
Fried Explorer: $15.00 -
Grilled Republican: $100.00 -
Baked Democrat: $250. 00..
 
 
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the Politicians?’
The cook [...]

Son:  “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can
       I ask you a question?”
 Dad:  “Sure, son, what’s the question?”
 Son:  “What is politics?”
 Dad:  “Well, let’s take our home for example.  I am the
       wage earner, so let’s call me Management.  Your
       mother is the administrator of the money, so we’ll
       call her Government.  [...]

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element