Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry & In Heat. If you see him not excited, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & [...]
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu…
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 -
Fried Explorer: $15.00 -
Grilled Republican: $100.00 -
Baked Democrat: $250. 00..
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the Politicians?’
The cook [...]
Son: “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can
I ask you a question?”
Dad: “Sure, son, what’s the question?”
Son: “What is politics?”
Dad: “Well, let’s take our home for example. I am the
wage earner, so let’s call me Management. Your
mother is the administrator of the money, so we’ll
call her Government. [...]
The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element
A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and [...]
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