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10 Thoughts

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & In Heat. If you see him not excited, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; [...]

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Cannibal Kitchen

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu… Broiled Missionary: $10.00 – Fried Explorer: $15.00 – Grilled Republican: $100.00 – Baked Democrat: $250. 00..     The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why [...]

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Father and son conversation(language)

Son:  “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can        I ask you a question?”  Dad:  “Sure, son, what’s the question?”  Son:  “What is politics?”  Dad:  “Well, let’s take our home for example.  I am the        wage earner, so let’s call me Management.  Your        mother is the administrator of the [...]

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NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element

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Doctor’s Convention

A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.” A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, [...]

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