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Son:  “Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can        I ask you a question?”  Dad:  “Sure, son, what’s the question?”  Son:  “What is politics?”  Dad:  “Well, let’s take our home for example.  I am the        wage earner, so let’s call me Management.  Your        mother is the administrator of the [...]

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element