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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If [...]

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However,
the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see
you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, [...]

The national Highway Safety Council has done   extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.  
Results show that accidents can be reduced   by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. 
Correct installation i s illustrated below… 
 THIS MIGHT
SAVE A LIFE!
 

Although my display is not as scientific in approach to that of a fellow blogger The Reasonable Ego, I choose not to discuss onions and the beauty of the vidalia onion queen (I’m from Ga.) Do please take a look at his straight and to the point lesson on onions, there is great insight. I am going [...]