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A young red neck couple are having sex in a muddy
field one evening. The fellow asks, “Honey, could you
check to see if it’s in you or if it’s in the mud???” She
reaches down and checks. “It’s in the mud,” she tells him.
“Well,… could you put it back in???”
She puts it back in and they continue [...]

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around,
faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen up,
Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in 
the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting 
down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn’t [...]

Johnny’s sleep was disturbed by a rythmic banging