Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his [...]
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What’s the [...]
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