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		<title>Memorable Action Movies That Were In Theaters In The Last Decade</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Langston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When talking about action films in recent years, the audiences' expectations and standards have changed (and been risen). When we used to welcome car explosions and fight scenes with stunt men, we have now come to expect the best of what CGI has to offer.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When talking about action films in recent years, the audiences&#8217; expectations and standards have changed (and been risen). When we used to welcome car explosions and fight scenes with stunt men, we have now come to expect the best of what CGI has to offer.</p>
<p>These are some of the best action movies to be released over the past few years.</p>
<p>The Dark Knight had everything an action movie ought to have. There was suspense, explosions, and several stunts that we have never seen before. Not all action movies are actually great films, but The Dark Knight received a ton of critical acclaim, and with good reason.</p>
<p>The other great superhero film from the past few years was Iron Man. This movie was more lighthearted than The Dark Knight, but was incredibly entertaining. The action scenes were unlike anything we have ever seen. When Iron Man is being chased by M16s, it is like a roller coaster ride.</p>
<p>Avatar very well might be the greatest action film I have ever seen. The combination of a foreign planet and revolutionary 3D technology created an experience we, as movie viewers, have never seen before. I cannot wait to see what the sequel will bring.</p>
<p>Another film that was action packed while satisfying critics and audiences around the world was Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King. Peter Jackson pulled out all the stops with the final story in this epic trilogy, and as a result, the film won the Oscar for best picture of the year.</p>
<p>Give Michael Bay credit where its due. The guy may not make quality movies, but he knows action. The latest Transformers movie did not disappoint with action scenes and left my jaw open several times.</p>
<p>Hopefully there are some films on this list that you have yet to see. If you are a fan of action films, they are all worth checking out.</p>
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		<title>The Most Hilarious Movies Of The Last Few Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Palmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to comedies, different people have different tastes. Some people like dry humor, others dark humor, and most people enjoy laugh out loud comedies. Regardless of the type of comedy you like, one thing is for sure: people like to see movies that make them laugh.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When it comes to comedies, different people have different tastes. Some people like dry humor, others dark humor, and most people enjoy laugh out loud comedies. Regardless of the type of comedy you like, one thing is for sure: people like to see movies that make them laugh.</p>
<p>Over the past 10 years, there have been some hilarious films. Here is the best of the best.</p>
<p>If you have not seen The Hangover, then you are missing out. The script is nothing new (think Dude, Where&#8217;s My Car?), however the execution is brilliant. This movie served as breakout roles for both Bradley Cooper and Zach Galafinakis. The sequel is supposed to hit theatres in 2011.</p>
<p>Forgetting Sarah Marshall was an incredibly funny film. Jason Segal&#8217;s first lead role ended up paying off for him. The subject matter is something that anyone who has ever had a rough breakup can relate to, however it is done in such a funny way. Russell Brand is also hysterical in this movie.</p>
<p>In his most iconic role to date, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy is Will Ferrell&#8217;s masterpiece. This movie is just absolutely hilarious. This is a film that you can watch 50 times and still find the jokes to be laugh out loud funny. Rumors have swirled for a sequel for years, but Ferrell has yet to come across a script that he is happy with.</p>
<p>Another awesome film was Role Models. Sean William Scott has been relatively quiet since his role as Stiffler (even though he has definitely gotten work), but this film was a breath of fresh air. Paul Rudd is always hilarious and this duo was great to watch as mentors for troubled youngsters.</p>
<p>Wedding Crashers is a film that stars Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn at their best. Just hearing the two of them argue throughout the movie is brilliant writing, and Rachel McAdams and Isla Fisher do a great job as the troubled sisters.</p>
<p>While there were many films I considered, in the end, these are the comedic films that I will remember the most (and made me laugh the most) from this past decade.</p>
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		<title>TV Series That Keep Their Humor Through Repeat Viewings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brody Pierce</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are certain shows that after viewing once, you never need to see again. This is not a list of those shows. The following are all television series that retain their entertainment value upon multiple viewings.</p>
<p>There is a reason The Simpsons has been churning out new episodes for over two decades. No one gets tired of this show. Regardless of who your favorite character is, The Simpsons has something for everyone.</p>
<p>Almost everyone I know has Seinfeld on his or her DVR list. The &#8220;show about nothing&#8221; continues to make audiences laugh day in and day out, even if we have seen each episode 10 times by now.</p>
<p>If you have never watched Showtime programming, then you are missing out. One of televisions best shows is Dexter, and I never grow tired of watching a Dexter episode. Just be sure not to watch with children.</p>
<p>Another great show to watch old episodes of is Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. As long as you don&#8217;t know the answers to the questions being asked, it is very entertaining.</p>
<p>The Office is a great show that retains its value after multiple viewings. I think this is due to the fact that while it technically is chronological, that doesn&#8217;t really matter. Every episode is funny, but the earlier seasons are the best.</p>
<p>Another show that retains its value after multiple viewings is Most Extreme Elimination challenge. Something about watching people foolishly get hurt in order to win small amounts of money just does not lose its humor over time.</p>
<p>If you are part of the female audience, another show that you can watch over and over is Friends. All girls seem to like this show, and if you are a guy, you should know it isn&#8217;t half bad.</p>
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		<title>World Leaders Recommend Businesses Relocate To Bongal And Save Costs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Zuckerburg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the global recession business leaders have been in serious talks with their counterparts from around the world , from the great universities such as Harvard , Cambridge , Oxford and Leeds Met University in West Yorkshire to lesser known places like <a href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">bongal</a> in Nepal India.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Due to the global recession business leaders have been in serious talks with their counterparts from around the world , from the great universities such as Harvard , Cambridge , Oxford and Leeds Met University in West Yorkshire to lesser known places like <a target='_blank' href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">bongal</a> in Nepal India.</p>
<p>Bongal in Napal India it has transpired is now the most cost efficient location for a new start business to be based, due to the low tax rates and incredible climate it makes for a first choice destination for new start companies around the globe.</p>
<p>Only ten years ago a mud hut in down town Bongal was fetching 1 on the open market today the average price is still only 1.10 with high speed internet access powered by goat available for 12 hours a day and a local Indian takeaway on the corner of every road it&#8217;s a haven for playboys and millionaire business men from around the globe.</p>
<p>We could talk all day about the beauty that is Bongal all day, it should be a must place visit for both new start companies and rich old men who like Indian takeaway delivered to them on a donkey or if they are really rich then a golden camel.</p>
<p>Due to the global recession business leaders have been in serious talks with their counterparts from around the world , from the great universities such as Harvard , Cambridge , Oxford and Leeds Met University in West Yorkshire to lesser known places like <a target='_blank' href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">bongal</a> in Nepal India.</p>
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		<title>The NBA Western Conference Playoffs Examined</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arthur Stevens</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been a very interesting year with the NBA Western Conference playoffs. We have seen sweeps and series brought to seven games, and unlike the Eastern Conference, these series have actually been entertaining! Here is a quick look at what's gone done out West.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has been a very interesting year with the NBA Western Conference playoffs. We have seen sweeps and series brought to seven games, and unlike the Eastern Conference, these series have actually been entertaining! Here is a quick look at what&#8217;s gone done out West.</p>
<p>In the first round, the Los Angeles Lakers faced the Oklahoma City Thunder. The Laker&#8217;s coach Phil Jackson got this series off to a heated start by making cheap shots about the way that Thunder star Kevin Durant plays the game, insisting he lives at the foul line.</p>
<p>Being the defending champions, the Lakers earned the right to be confident going into the playoffs, but it would not be an easy path to the second round. The Thunder took the Lakers to 7 games, ultimately losing , but letting the world know that they will be a contender for years to come.</p>
<p>The Utah Jazz faced the Denver Nuggets in the first round as well. This was an emotional series for the Nuggets, who were missing their coach George Karl as he battles throat cancer. The Jazz took care of business and eliminated the Nuggets 4 games to 2.</p>
<p>In the first round, the Phoenix Suns played the Portland Trailblazers and won in solid fashion in 6 games.</p>
<p>The Dallas Mavericks faced their in-state rival, the San Antonio Spurs in the first round in a battle of #2 vs. #7, respectively. Dirk Nowitzki put up some gaudy numbers, but Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili were stellar and put the Mavs away.</p>
<p>In the Western Conference semifinals, the San Antonio Spurs were pitted against the Phoenix Suns. Up until this year, the Spurs had won the last five playoff series against the Suns, however this time was different. The Suns played to make a statement and swept the Spurs in the feel-good story of the playoffs.</p>
<p>The Utah Jazz played the Los Angeles Lakers and had a similar fate to the Spurs. The Lakers came out with a vengeance and beat the Jazz in a quick four games. In a great series matchup, the Lakers are now playing the Phoenix Suns in an exciting, fast-paced matchup.</p>
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		<title>Why The World Cup Has Been So Uneventful So Far</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 10:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Matias</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While the World Cup this year may end up being the most watched event in the history of television (estimates say 800 million people are watching), I have found the tournament so far disappointing. What happened to all the goals? Here are some theories.</p>
<p>First off, I have to say I am a little disappointed with the action. The goal scoring is way down. Most of these games have either ended 1-0 or 1-1. As of today, only two teams have scored 3 goals in a game and as of this morning, no player had scored more than one goal. Here are some theories.</p>
<p>The ball. This year&#8217;s world cup has introduced a different soccer ball, which might possibly explain why goals haven&#8217;t been going in. I doubt it though, as shots on goal are way down as well.</p>
<p>Another possible cause of the lack of goals is teams are just playing better defense. There have been less shots on goal, so its possible.</p>
<p>Is it possible that the vuvuzelas, also known as the terrible noise making horns, are distracting the players? As an American watch the game, I know it is distracting me.</p>
<p>The climate. Seeing as this is the first World Cup in Africa, it is possible that the climate change is affecting the players. Ironically enough, the weather has been freezing with heavy rain at times in this African hosted tournament.</p>
<p>That is not to say that there haven&#8217;t been great moments in the tournament. Just earlier today, Spain, a heavy favorite, was defeated by Switzerland. Spain was expected to be a contender for the title, which will now be a difficult task.</p>
<p>Unfortunately for South Africa, it looks like they will not make it out of the first round. The host country played brilliantly against Mexico the other day, resulting in a 1-1 tie. But today they lost to Uruguay in a crushing 3-0 loss.</p>
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		<title>What Causes A Bride&#8217;s Speech To Attract The Attention Of The Listeners</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tanya Price</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bride speeches at weddings always seem to include what the bride and groom plan to do with their lives once they are married as well as aspects of how they met and fell in love. For the guests it can sometimes make them feel as though the speech is more like a story they are listening to.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bride speeches at weddings always seem to include what the bride and groom plan to do with their lives once they are married as well as aspects of how they met and fell in love. For the guests it can sometimes make them feel as though the speech is more like a story they are listening to.</p>
<p>This is the reason why you as the bride must make sure that your speech is interesting to all your guests. You do not want to look up from your speech to find nobody really listening to what you have to say!</p>
<p>Your speech has to involve romantic moments about your relationship as well as some funny moments too just to get everybody&#8217;s attention.</p>
<p>Here are a few main components that you really need to use in a bride speech.</p>
<p>Sincerity Do not just find something on the internet that you can copy and read out in the hope that it sounds good to your guests. It is important to be sincere in your speech and let them know that you really mean what you are telling them.</p>
<p>Humor All good speeches have some humor in them to break the ice and lighten the mood for everyone. Your guests will soon tire of all the mushy romantic things you will inevitably say about your spouse. So break up the speech with some funny moments or jokes.</p>
<p>Flow Always try to make the flow of the speech continuous or you may find that you lose peoples attention by jumping from one subject to another.</p>
<p>By using a combination of the above items it will certainly improve your chances of keeping your guest&#8217;s full attention throughout the duration of your speech.</p>
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		<title>Amenities Offered By Casinos To Draw More Patrons</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 13:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis Davis</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For casinos looking to attract more patrons and put some variety into their lineups, regular comedy night shows can be the perfect addition.</p>
<p>As an added plus, the comedy night isn&#8217;t an expensive production. Generally it is inexpensive, especially compared to other shows with a much larger production budget.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t think you have to use nationally known comedians for your comedy night to be a success. You can have a great show with 2 comedians, running 90 minutes of material. Regional comedians who are headliners at resorts and comedy clubs, or comedy tour shows, are a nice choice.</p>
<p>It will require a bit of promotion, and word of mouth doesn&#8217;t hurt either, but with just a little effort you can turn comedy night into a regular draw that is very popular. You will likely even bring in new patrons in the 25-55 age set.</p>
<p>Once you have new patrons coming in the door, you&#8217;re doing much better. The patrons who come through the door will want to check out all of the amenities and options, including restaurants, bars, and gaming tables.</p>
<p>Plus, patrons who would normally be coming in for gaming find comedy shows to be a nice break. A comedy show is a 90 minute intermission when they can laugh and relax. Then they can return to the gaming tables refreshed.</p>
<p>Especially in the Midwest, casino comedy nights are becoming very popular. Throughout the Midwest, you can find casinos that are in areas that don&#8217;t&#8217; have comedy clubs. By going to a casino for comedy night, people can see shows they would otherwise miss and get to experience some big city style entertainment.</p>
<p>To ensure success for your comedy night, book your talent through an experienced and reputable booking agency that has experience in booking casino comedy nights. You want to make sure they are familiar with your region also, and the travel issues and audience tastes in this area.</p>
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		<title>Marriage Trouble Dreams</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kiku Yamada</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To more effectively better understand the meaning of dream of a marriage in trouble and how dreams affect your life or the life of someone you know, you must first study what is currently happening or changed in your life or another&#8217;s for whom the dream may be intended in regards to marriage, relationships, health, career, finances and family members affected by the marriagerelationship.</p>
<p>Once the dreamer has identified the purpose of the dream and whom the dream is meant to be received by, the next step is to find out if the dream is a message or a warning for the person for whom the dream is meant.</p>
<p>Please note-Dreams have many essential parts: each symbol, color, condition/style of clothing, people body language with all objects the dreamer sees, feels physically, emotionally, hears, smells, touches, experience, tastes, does and each action taken by and against the dreamer or to another in the dream has meaningful import and definition. Therefore, to receive the most thorough, comprehensive positive and negative meaning of the interpretation of dreams, all parts of the dreams must be closely scrutinized and studied well.</p>
<p>Although several articles could have be written defining in-depth interpretations of this next dream example, keeping the article brief, yet revealing the truest meaning of the dream, we focus on the most critical Actions and Key Words of the dream.</p>
<p>DREAM EXAMPLE OF A TROUBLED MARRIAGE DREAM</p>
<p>A married woman dreams she&#8217;s nude standing in the den of an old house. On the walls of the den are large pictures that cover most of the walls. On the floor, the woman sees a clean white sheepskin rug. She walks over; picking up the sheepskin places it over her bare breast and shoulders wrapping her upper body.</p>
<p>The woman slowly looks around the room; her eyes focus on a large door in the corner of the room. Curiosity aroused by the unknown just beyond the door, the woman walks over to the door, frozen, pauses and stands in front of the door feeling puzzled. Getting her confidence back, she reaches down, grabs hold of the doorknob still not altogether understanding the emotions she&#8217;s feeling. The woman slowly opens the door. Inside the door, she sees steps leading down into a small dark room.</p>
<p>In the room, the woman sees the hazy shadow of a man smoking a cigarette; he is dressed in dark clothing standing in a superior body language pose in the far corner. He motions her to come down the steps toward him. Her eyes focus on the man; the woman is hesitant. She lets go her grip on the sheepskin and it falls to the floor revealing her nakedness. She slowly starts down the steps. She wakes up just before she reaches the bottom step of the wood floor in the dark room.</p>
<p>DREAM KEY WORDS: Nude Body, Old House, Den, Pictures, Den Walls, White Sheepskin, Bare Breast / Bare Shoulders, Door, Doorknob, Steps Leading Down, Dark Room, Hazy Shadow Of A Man, Cigarette, Dark Clothing, Wood Floor of Dark Room,</p>
<p>INTERPRETATION OF THE DREAM AND KEYWORDS: Nude Body in the dream represents the young woman&#8217;s weakness to give into the desires of her heart and sensuality. In this dream, the woman nude in a strange house represents her involvement in an affair, outside of marriage.</p>
<p>Old House represents memories, old habits, past relationship or a lifestyle that the woman having the dream is repeatedly returning to.</p>
<p>Den represents temptation, danger, lies, adultery, and the desires of the world that involve an old habit of relationship. The fact that the young woman is exploring the den represents that she is in the home of the individual, who&#8217;s luring her back into the lifestyle relationship and betrayal of a loved one. The den in this dream also represents the woman&#8217;s willingness to be a part of the secret love affair.</p>
<p>Pictures covering the Den Walls, the walls of the den represent the uneasy conscience of the woman having the dream, while the pictures on the walls represent lies, deceptions, secrets, betrayal and a hidden agenda, even though the pictures are hanging on the walls in someone else&#8217;s home. Because the pictures are large and nearly cover all the walls of the den, the pictures also represent the old habit of going back to the affair is deeply rooted having been established for a long time and is very serious.</p>
<p>Soft White Sheepskin Rug represents the woman&#8217;s innocence in the way her life used to be, a soft comforting memory. In covering her upper body with the sheepskin represents the woman is trying to cover up her guilt by using lies and deception in her real life.</p>
<p>Bare Breast and Shoulders, the woman&#8217;s bare breast and shoulders represent the inner secret and emotions the woman feels and her lust, worldliness and the excitement of the unknown. Her bare shoulders represent the vulnerability she feels were she to be discovered. The bareness of her shoulders also represents her concern for her identity and keen awareness of the possibility of damage to her reputation.</p>
<p>Door represents a decision the woman is about to make concerning her hidden love affair.</p>
<p>Doorknob represents her reluctant decision. Yet she took the action to turn the doorknob to enter into the situation. When she opens the door and enters through represents she has made that decision, despite guilt and fear. The door being large also represents the decision the woman has made can be life-changing.</p>
<p>Steps Leading Down to the dark room represents danger, deception, the unknown and betrayal. When the woman released the sheepskin skin from her body allowing it to drop to the floor represents the woman giving over to her strong desires. Because the woman wakes up before she reaches the foot of the stairs represents sorrow and guilt, but the willingness to continue her secret lifestyle, for now.</p>
<p>Dark Room Below represents the unknown and the other side of the woman&#8217;s life and personality. Because she revealed her naked body in the dark room, the room represents the secret place where she feels free to commit her deception.</p>
<p>Cigarette Smoke, Hazy Shadow of Man standing in the corner of the dark room, motioning for the woman to come to him represents the adulterous lover she cannot give up and her temporary escape from reality from her normal life. The man appearing as a hazy shadow represents that though involved with this man, she doesn&#8217;t see him as he truly is. She does not realize the extent of his control over her.</p>
<p>The man&#8217;s body language of standing represents his overconfident control on the woman. The cigarette smoke that fills the small room blinds her emotionally and obscures her ability to think or see things clearly.</p>
<p>Dark Clothing the man in the dark room is wearing represents an illusion of reality and a hidden agenda designed to deceive the woman or someone close to the woman. This deceit can involve either the woman&#8217;s marriage, a relationship or a family member. In this dream, the intent to deceive and betray is directed at both the woman and her husband. This is defined by the fact that though the woman by her free will has entered into the dark room where the man is waiting, the shadow of the man represents an illusion. His dark clothing is symbolic of deception, lies, secrets and betrayal.</p>
<p>Wood Floor of the Dark Room, the wood floor represents a long-standing hold the man has on the woman and the dangerous adventure he&#8217;s leading her into.</p>
<p>THE OUTCOME OF THE DREAM: The married woman having the dream is involved in an extramarital affair that will come to no good end. The dream is a warning for the woman to control her emotions, stop the affair and get her life and marriage back in order. After hearing the interpretation of the dream, the woman confirmed the affair. The woman did wake up before she reached the bottom of the stairs representing she would end the affair before she was discovered.</p>
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		<title>Brighten Retirement Do&#8217;s Up With Retirement Jokes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Colin Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people approach retirement with a gloomy countenance. They accept retirement as if it is giving into the hands of fate and the debilitation of the body. So, it is very important to help the retiree realize that retirement is something to be welcomed because it is an inevitable stage in life. But how can you do that? Its not so difficult: just poke fun at retirement. Retirement jokes, like the ones made in speeches are popular. However, speeches tend to become emotional to the point where everyone in the room is in a state of gloom and sympathy. But one can raise the level of the mood with retirement jokes (without insulting the retiree, of course).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most people approach retirement with a gloomy face. They approach retirement as if it is giving into the hands of fate and the decay of the body. So, it is very important to help the retiree understand that retirement is something to be welcomed since it is an inevitable stage in life. But how can one achieve that? Its simple: just poke fun at retirement. Retirement jokes, like the ones made in speeches are popular. However, speeches tend to become emotional to the point where everyone in the room is in a state of gloom and sympathy. But one can raise the level of the mood with retirement jokes (without insulting the retiree, of course).</p>
<p>Examples: Further to talking about the great moments the speaker has shared with the retiree, he/she can add something that will lighten up the atmosphere. One could give a tombstone slab, with the inscription To Be Filled In Later on it. If you&#8217;re a friend, you could also make a joke by calling the retiree granddad or grandfather whenever the retiree speaks to you, as in &#8220;OK, grandfather&#8221;. This can also help lighten the atmosphere. But don&#8217;t overdo it, of course.</p>
<p>Another joke that might help is a wig in an unusual color like pink, green or purple. A follow up item to that joke could be that he may need a headpiece in the very near future. If he refuses it, say: Okay, then wear a paper bag instead when you do go bald. Always be prepared for when a joke falls flat. So keep those backup jokes ready! Believe it or not, some agencies write and sell personalized retirement speeches with witty jokes written in after knowing the personality and interests of the retiree. These companies usually add jokes about the retirees profession. If one cannot find enough retirement jokes, a visit to a bookstore can help a great deal.</p>
<p>There are joke books that cover a wide range of topics, only one of which is retirement. A little search on this or that will help inspire the reader if he/she isnt a natural comedian. These can also be good retirement gifts as well, helping the retiree have a good laugh on one of those boring Monday afternoons. There are also a lot of websites on the net that provide a lot of jokes and free retirement e-books. The e-books that are available range from the 150 Best Things Said about Retirement to Retirement Wisdoms You Wont Get from your Trust Managerr.</p>
<p>Conclusion: You have a lot of leeway when telling jokes at a retirement party. If you know someone who is coming near to retirement, you can first send an email or two which has retirement quotations like retirement is when everyday is Saturday and retirement: goodbye tension, hello pension!. It is a nice gesture and creates the impression that you know what the future retiree is facing.</p>
<p>Again, keep the retiree (future or not) relaxed as much as possible. Make him/her contemplate retirement with a smile and not with a sigh as much as you can. And when the retirement party does come, keep the same light-hearted approach, inserting jokes here and there and possibly some gags like the ones mentioned above. Not only will the retiree be less wary about retirement, he/she will focus more on the people who made him happy on that bitter-sweet day, especially the one who gave him that weird pink wig.</p>
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