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For casinos looking to attract more patrons and put some variety into their lineups, regular comedy night shows can be the perfect addition.

3. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?” This quotation happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life’s little problems isn’t all that bad, until the death shows up.

When it is time to rest after a hard day’s labor it might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of alcoholic drink or any other booze you could get your hands on. Okay, yeah I’m to be blamed for that one also, unless I’m caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting dreadful dreams about me in that state of drunken state of unconsciousness.

If you’re like most people, you can probably give someone the basic definition of “collection agency”. You might have even been an unwilling victim in a merciless threat campaign by some unrelenting debt collector, yourself. And, you also know that going into debt is humiliating enough, without the added attacks and constant reminders of your failures from some irritating agent.

Most people approach retirement with a gloomy countenance. They accept retirement as if it is giving into the hands of fate and the debilitation of the body. So, it is very important to help the retiree realize that retirement is something to be welcomed because it is an inevitable stage in life. But how can you do that? Its not so difficult: just poke fun at retirement. Retirement jokes, like the ones made in speeches are popular. However, speeches tend to become emotional to the point where everyone in the room is in a state of gloom and sympathy. But one can raise the level of the mood with retirement jokes (without insulting the retiree, of course).