A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.” The wife says nothing,Keeps looking at the road ahead [...]
Dear Wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good husband to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and [...]
A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question….. WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’ WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’ HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’ [...]
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!’ I can’t [...]
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new [...]
