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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
“I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”
 The wife says nothing,Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her [...]

 Dear Wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good.
I’ve been a good husband to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last
straw. [...]

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading 
when the wife looks over at him and asks THE  question….. 
 
WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would 
you get married again? 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being 
married?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’ 
 
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?’ 
 
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married  again.’ 
 
WIFE: ‘You [...]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!’
I can’t jump out [...]

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly
 beautiful teenage daughters.  They decided to try one last
 time for the son they always wanted.
 After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and sure
 enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The
 joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.  He
 took one look and [...]