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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”  The wife says nothing,Keeps looking at the road ahead [...]

 Dear Wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good husband to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and [...]