Got Funny

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading  when the wife looks over at him and asks THE  question…..    WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would  you get married again?    HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’    WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being  married?’    HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’    [...]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!’ I can’t [...]