Got Funny

Collecting things has always kind of been…my thing. When I was a little kid, I absolutely had to have every new GI Joe that came out. I had so many GI Joes that we had to build shelves in my room for them. When I was a teenager, I started in on collecting comic books. Comics were an obsession that lasts even to this very day, but when I got into college I began with a whole new collection…of Christmas t-shirts. I wanted to be different, and wearing nothing but Christmas t-shirts sure struck me as being different.

I’m not the type of guy who goes out and paints the town red twice a week. My friends have a hard enough time getting me out on a monthly, or even every-other-month basis. When I do go out…oh boy, do I go out. I tend to turn the bars upside down, makes half the bar laugh, and make the other half want to kill me. I just have a real issue with self control when I’m drinking. I never really want to have “just one.” It always turns into “just 5 more.”