Got Funny

I host Christmas dinner every year at my home. This means that somewhere between 15 to 20 people show up at my house to eat good food and spend time with one another. I’m not complaining either, because I love my family. The problem is that as everyone has been getting older, they’ve started treating the even more and more formally. All I want is a relaxed, comfortable environment for us all to enjoy. Instead, I have people wearing sweaty suits and yelling at their kids for making too much noise. I’m going to have to fix this, and I think funny Christmas t-shirts are going to be the way to go.

When I go to a department store to buy new t-shirts, I hear an audible sigh of released tension when I walk past racks of t-shirts that I decided not to buy. That’s because t-shirts can sense a new owner that isn’t going to take care of them or treat them with any kind of dignity or respect. That horrid new owner is someone like me.