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The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However,
the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see
you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, [...]

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WHAT PART OF QUIET DIDN’T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that
 nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

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