Got Funny

Some stupid blonde jokes from the book ‘100% Blonde Jokes‘ by R. Cristi. Check the book for 100s more blonde jokes.

Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.

When it is time to rest after a hard day’s labor it might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of alcoholic drink or any other booze you could get your hands on. Okay, yeah I’m to be blamed for that one also, unless I’m caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting dreadful dreams about me in that state of drunken state of unconsciousness.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? A. In case she had to draw some blood