Got Funny » Evil Jesus http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com Jokes, they arent just for breakfast anymore! Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:56:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 A conversation with Jesus http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/888/a-conversation-with-jesus/ http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/888/a-conversation-with-jesus/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:53:51 +0000 Mee http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/?p=888 Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”

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