<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Got Funny &#187; family</title>
	<atom:link href="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/tag/family/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com</link>
	<description>Jokes, they arent just for breakfast anymore!</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:56:43 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Gaming Alternatives For Old And Young</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1402/gaming-alternatives-for-old-and-young/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1402/gaming-alternatives-for-old-and-young/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nancy Newton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ben 10]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[home]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shopping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[software]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1402/gaming-alternatives-for-old-and-young/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Video games have already been a component of the young children' entertainment sector for an extended time now - in fact, that old manner was that video game titles were thought to be solely for little ones. Although they have grown to be some thing for everybody, there's still a segment of the game playing world that's kids only.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Video games have been an integral part of the teenagers&#8217; entertainment market for a long time now &#8211; in fact, that old strategy was that games were thought to be only for teenagers. Although they have grown to be something for every individual, there is still a segment of the gaming world that is definitely youngsters only.</p>
<p>The key distinction seems to be regarding the regular game complicated and labyrinthine, for older people, and then special games that happen to be very plainly focused at a young audience together with the child&#8217;s figure under consideration.</p>
<p>There are lots of funny games that work well on the normal youngster&#8217;s feeling of the stupid and the excellent, and which teach them very much regarding role playing and also the confines of the creativity.</p>
<p>You will also find a good amount of games which have been fashioned around the things that youngsters appreciate outside of the gaming world, including the many tie-in games that depend on the world of their beloved cartoon and TV figures.</p>
<p>Probably the most favorite games within this category are Ben10 games. A TV show having a tremendous youngster&#8217;s crowd, Ben 10 is focused on the exploits of a young kid with great abilities &#8211; some thing which suits video gaming extremely well.</p>
<p>Games like this permit the youngster to take on something of the character whose moves they handle, working on their own mind by building their own power to think and fulfill challenges. This is among the items that makes youngsters&#8217; gaming great.</p>
<p>It isn&#8217;t about boys&#8217; games though. There are specific titles that could be best identified as girl games &#8211; which include some dependant upon the tales of Dora the Explorer and various girls&#8217; character types.</p>
<p>These games have led to the creation of a certain market of ladies&#8217; games in a country that was once essentially about the guys. It isn&#8217;t uncommon currently for minor girls to experiment with games just like their male friends.</p>
<p>Get started playing <a href="http://www.myplayyard.com/ben10-games">ben10 games</a> for free. Your favorite <a href="http://www.myplayyard.com/funny-games">funny games</a> are also available.</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for Gaming Alternatives For Old And Young" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+Gaming+Alternatives+For+Old+And+Young" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1402/gaming-alternatives-for-old-and-young/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Great Thing About Online Movie Rentals</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1400/the-great-thing-about-online-movie-rentals/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1400/the-great-thing-about-online-movie-rentals/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Renzo Roach</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hobbies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motivational]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recreation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reference]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teens]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1400/the-great-thing-about-online-movie-rentals/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of our favorite pastimes is to spend time watching movies from rented DVD. It would be you have been going about this the old fashioned way of getting into your car and driving all the way to a video shop to collect one and then return it once the duration is over. Normally if the time for returning it has lapsed, a fine is levied.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of our favorite pastimes is to spend time watching movies from rented DVD. It would be you have been going about this the old fashioned way of getting into your car and driving all the way to a video shop to collect one and then return it once the duration is over. Normally if the time for returning it has lapsed, a fine is levied.</p>
<p>If this is you we are talking about, then renting the movie online would be the best option. You can benefit by having a lot more movie hours for your money if you used this method.</p>
<p>In some days you borrow more movies than others. When you add the rental cost together with the price of fuel, it is hefty. This is not exaggerated.</p>
<p>From a more personal angle, I would suggest you get your movies online. The movie of my liking normally arrives by mail, I watch it in my own good time then send it back and so on. This way I also get to control my expenditure.</p>
<p>The service is incomparable and now I watch more movies per week than ever. I get a 14 day free trial and have never departed from it. Now what I use per month is what I used to spend per 2 movies and my fuel consumption has reduced in such a way that I now can save money from two sides. I love the idea of not having to go out into the night and drive down to a crowded store; so now I have decided never to hire movies by any other way.</p>
<p>I can now watch the newest movies without bothering to go book it first to avoid reaching there; only to find that someone else had reached there and borrowed it ahead of me.</p>
<p>In some weeks you will find yourself with more movies than you can watch, but it is not an issue because they are so cheap now. It is not like before when you got so frustrated because you had to return a movie by a certain hour.</p>
<p>One thing that am glad of and I declare I will never miss is the crowd that used to wait at the store, and of course the fight over the best titles.</p>
<p>Aside from movie rental advice, the writer additionally frequently contributes articles on the <a href="http://farmvillesecretsreview.org">farmville secrets review</a> and the <a href="http://ejaculationtrainerscam.org">ejaculation trainer scam</a>.</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for The Great Thing About Online Movie Rentals" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+The+Great+Thing+About+Online+Movie+Rentals" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1400/the-great-thing-about-online-movie-rentals/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Youngsters Love Ben 10 &#8211; Now Play The Games</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1399/youngsters-love-ben-10-now-play-the-games/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1399/youngsters-love-ben-10-now-play-the-games/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ben 10]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[home]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shopping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[software]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1399/youngsters-love-ben-10-now-play-the-games/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Having fun with video games is a sure technique for firing the creativity of kids. Quite often based on the simplest but most clever thoughts of designers, the perfect games might stretch the minds of teenagers and offer them a brand new perception on things.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having fun with video games is a sure strategy for firing the curiosity of youngsters. Typically based on the best but most clever concepts of coders, the perfect games can easily extend the thoughts of young children and give them a unique outlook on things.</p>
<p>In spite of the basic criticisms leveled at video games &#8211; that they can stunt the visualization making teenagers passive a well-built game may accomplish fully the opposite. In fact they can produce the creative imagination that has been hitherto unrecognized.</p>
<p>It is something that is found notably well with simulation games, common games which reflect something almost identically and request the person to replicate somebody or some thing almost accurately and notice how well they match up to the obstacle.</p>
<p>One particular example of just this is the popular area of interest of car games. Even though the average kid will not be getting behind the wheel of a real car for some time ahead, a superb driving sim will educate them about staying with the road and knowing when to move slower or quickly.</p>
<p>These games are widely different, from simple sports simulations to way more futuristic sci fi video games, but they all satisfy on the principle that driving a car attentively may very well be the right solution.</p>
<p>Conversely, dragon games touch on a totally distinct side while often necessitating loads of imagining and planning for excellent successes. Maybe you have to regulate the monster and you may have to combat one, yet in any event it enables you to think.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a small wonder that Ben 10 games do the job so well on a child&#8217;s mind. They are games which come right out of the arena of sci-fi but they provide a child an opportunity to do everything that their heroes do.</p>
<p>These games are preferred because, just as the little boys actively playing them, Ben 10 really is simply a teen, although one with expertise more than normal. Living up to what Ben 10 does helps make these games rise above the every day.</p>
<p>Know more about <a href="http://www.arcaderush.net/ben-10-games">Ben 10</a> and play your favorite <a href="http://www.arcaderush.net/dragon-games">dragon games</a> for free online.</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for Youngsters Love Ben 10 - Now Play The Games" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+Youngsters+Love+Ben+10+-+Now+Play+The+Games" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1399/youngsters-love-ben-10-now-play-the-games/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Plenty Of Mexican Jokes To Amuse Your Friends</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1376/plenty-of-mexican-jokes-to-amuse-your-friends/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1376/plenty-of-mexican-jokes-to-amuse-your-friends/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl Ariel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mexicans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mexico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recreation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Society]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vacation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1376/plenty-of-mexican-jokes-to-amuse-your-friends/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For a fun and harmless way to have a laugh with friends you could try out some Mexican jokes available on site. The intent is not to cause offense with these jokes, they are merely a way of breaking down boundaries surrounding racial stereotyping. By being able to laugh at our differences we can form new bonds.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a fun and harmless way to have a laugh with friends you could try out some Mexican jokes available on site. The intent is not to cause offense with these jokes, they are merely a way of breaking down boundaries surrounding racial stereotyping. By being able to laugh at our differences we can form new bonds.</p>
<p>As well all know a joke is a short story or an ironic depiction of a situation told by someone in the hope of the audience finding it funny. The punch line is usually the point that creates the laughter. A joke can sometimes be one phrase that uses sarcasm.</p>
<p>Why do jokes about Mexicans go down so well? Jokes often rely on stereotypes to save time. It links the audience to familiar expected behaviors from certain groups of people.</p>
<p>Workers often use jokes to help them feel more connected to their jobs. A 911 operator could make a joke about serious incidents they deal with on a frequent basis. This may help them feel less stressed and better able to deal with the situation. Managers might use jokes to make their employees feel more comfortable with them.</p>
<p>Now you&#8217;ve had all the serious information, it&#8217;s time to move onto the jokes. What&#8217;s another name for a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos. A building filled entirely with Mexicans is often known as? Jail.</p>
<p>What amount of Mexicans does it take to put in a light bulb? Juan. What is a Mexicans preferred bookstore? Borders. What do a vending machine and a Mexican have in common? They both don&#8217;t work and take all your money.</p>
<p>These a just a small sample of the jokes on offer. Browse through the site to discover plenty more Mexican jokes. A range of other jokes are also available. These include jokes about white people, black people, blonds and a whole load more. It will provide you with endless hours of fun.</p>
<p>Check out this great <a href="http://www.amazon.com/100-Funny-Mexican-Jokes-Funniest/dp/0986600407/">jokes book</a> for more <a href="http://www.amazon.com/100-Funny-Mexican-Jokes-Funniest/dp/0986600407/">Mexican dirty</a> jokes.</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for Plenty Of Mexican Jokes To Amuse Your Friends" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+Plenty+Of+Mexican+Jokes+To+Amuse+Your+Friends" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1376/plenty-of-mexican-jokes-to-amuse-your-friends/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>How The Magicians Of Today Came To Be</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1372/how-the-magicians-of-today-came-to-be/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1372/how-the-magicians-of-today-came-to-be/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Simmons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goal setting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hobbies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leisure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recreation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reference]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1372/how-the-magicians-of-today-came-to-be/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Magic, or sorcery, stemmed from the ancient cultures of China and Egypt. Back then, magicians walked in the presence of royalty. They were consultants to emperors and pharaohs and wielded enormous power over the kingdom. They were also close to the divine being priests.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Magic, or sorcery, stemmed from the ancient cultures of China and Egypt. Back then, magicians walked in the presence of royalty. They were consultants to emperors and pharaohs and wielded enormous power over the kingdom. They were also close to the divine being priests.</p>
<p>With magic, the vast majority of the subjects of the empire started believing in supernatural power, giving the person in power a sense of immortality, like the Pharaoh in Egypt.</p>
<p>Today, magicians are no longer considered a &#8220;sorcerers&#8221; who walk with royalties, but those who live a life of secret in mastering their art of trickery. Audiences around the world are fascinated by how they defy the laws of nature through hand movement and eye illusion to name a few.</p>
<p>People&#8217;s fascination with magic starts at a very early. Nowadays, magic shows proliferate the television screen and children get to witness a magician and his magic tricks even when they are very young. Though magic seems to make the possible impossible, its principles are actually based on science.</p>
<p>Thus, if one wants to master the art, one has to perform the procedure continuously, making it look real.</p>
<p>One of the most famous magicians in history is Harry Houdini. Known for his almost impossible escape acts, Harry perfected picking a lock until he could do it even when his eyes were closed.</p>
<p>A very useful tool when performing magic tricks is the mirror. Through the mirror, a magician is able to visually see what his audience is also seeing. As long as they can see what others have their eyes locked on, they&#8217;ll then have a good idea as to how they can pull off their illusions by doing things where the eyes aren&#8217;t looking.</p>
<p>To become a magician, one must have focus and concentration when performing a trick. Drawing in the audience into the illusion is vital to its success. Timing, which can be in the unit of seconds, is also key. If you lose focus while performing the trick, it will fail and you will fail to impress your audience.</p>
<p>The writer also often blogs on products like the <a href="http://smallbathtubs.net">small bathtub</a> and <a href="http://bathroom-light-fixtures.org">bathroom light fixture</a>.</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for How The Magicians Of Today Came To Be" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+How+The+Magicians+Of+Today+Came+To+Be" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1372/how-the-magicians-of-today-came-to-be/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Top Mexican Jokes</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1370/top-mexican-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1370/top-mexican-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George Marlony</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mexicans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mexico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recreation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Society]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1370/top-mexican-jokes/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q: Why don&#8217;t Mexicans have checking accounts? A: It&#8217;s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.</p>
<p>Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A Dry Martinez.</p>
<p>Q: What is the name Of Mexico&#8217;s telephone company? A: &#8220;Taco Bell.&#8221;</p>
<p>Q: What would you call a Mexican gigolo? A: Juan For The Money!</p>
<p>Q: Why is there so little great Mexican literature? A: Spray paint wasn&#8217;t invented until 1950.</p>
<p>Q: What is the best selling deodorant in Mexico? A: Raid.</p>
<p>Q: What do you call a kid that&#8217;s half Mexican and half Polish? A: Retardo.</p>
<p>Q: How many Mexican mechanics does it take to lube a car? A: One if you back over him twice.</p>
<p>Q: What do you call a Mexican queer? A: A senor eater.</p>
<p>Q: There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who&#8217;s driving? A: Boarder Patrol.</p>
<p>Q: What do you call a Mexican at a university? A: The caretaker.</p>
<p>Q: What do a Mexican and a sperm have in common? A: Only one out of a million work.</p>
<p>Q: Why did the Mexican cross the road? A: To get from abco to the orange groves.</p>
<p>Q: How do 3 Mexicans cross the Rio Grand? A: One swims and the other two walked on the dead fish.</p>
<p>Q: Why don&#8217;t Mexicans marry blacks? A: Their kids would be too lazy to steal.</p>
<p>Q: Why did the Mexican government cancel both drivers education sex education in school? A: The donkey died.</p>
<p>Q: How does a Mexican count? A: &#8220;1, 2, 3, another, another, another&#8230;.&#8221;</p>
<p>Q: How do you break a Mexican&#8217;s finger? A: Punch him in the nose.</p>
<p>Q: What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges.</p>
<p>Q: How do you get a Mexican out of a bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.</p>
<p>Q: How do you save a Mexican from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head.</p>
<p>Check out those great <a href="http://www.amazon.com/100-Funny-Mexican-Jokes-Funniest/dp/0986600407/">jokes books</a> for <a href="http://www.amazon.com/100-Funny-Mexican-Jokes-Funniest/dp/0986600407/">best Mexican jokes</a>.</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for Top Mexican Jokes" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+Top+Mexican+Jokes" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1370/top-mexican-jokes/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>World Leaders Recommend Businesses Relocate To Bongal And Save Costs</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1368/world-leaders-recommend-businesses-relocate-to-bongal-and-save-costs/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1368/world-leaders-recommend-businesses-relocate-to-bongal-and-save-costs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Zuckerburg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social media]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1368/world-leaders-recommend-businesses-relocate-to-bongal-and-save-costs/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Due to the global recession business leaders have been in serious talks with their counterparts from around the world , from the great universities such as Harvard , Cambridge , Oxford and Leeds Met University in West Yorkshire to lesser known places like <a href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">bongal</a> in Nepal India.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Due to the global recession business leaders have been in serious talks with their counterparts from around the world , from the great universities such as Harvard , Cambridge , Oxford and Leeds Met University in West Yorkshire to lesser known places like <a target='_blank' href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">bongal</a> in Nepal India.</p>
<p>Bongal in Napal India it has transpired is now the most cost efficient location for a new start business to be based, due to the low tax rates and incredible climate it makes for a first choice destination for new start companies around the globe.</p>
<p>Only ten years ago a mud hut in down town Bongal was fetching 1 on the open market today the average price is still only 1.10 with high speed internet access powered by goat available for 12 hours a day and a local Indian takeaway on the corner of every road it&#8217;s a haven for playboys and millionaire business men from around the globe.</p>
<p>We could talk all day about the beauty that is Bongal all day, it should be a must place visit for both new start companies and rich old men who like Indian takeaway delivered to them on a donkey or if they are really rich then a golden camel.</p>
<p>Due to the global recession business leaders have been in serious talks with their counterparts from around the world , from the great universities such as Harvard , Cambridge , Oxford and Leeds Met University in West Yorkshire to lesser known places like <a target='_blank' href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">bongal</a> in Nepal India.</p>
<p>If you want to book a trip to <a href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">face party</a> and explore the local delights including the <a href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">indian takeaway</a> and golden camel then talk to 118menu.co.uk</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for World Leaders Recommend Businesses Relocate To Bongal And Save Costs" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+World+Leaders+Recommend+Businesses+Relocate+To+Bongal+And+Save+Costs" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1368/world-leaders-recommend-businesses-relocate-to-bongal-and-save-costs/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Halloween: When Matching Is Cool</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1367/halloween-when-matching-is-cool/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1367/halloween-when-matching-is-cool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 18:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emily Vanzant</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1367/halloween-when-matching-is-cool/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you have a significant other, Couples Halloween Costumes are a great option. You and your partner will both look very put-together and matching is actually applauded. Plus, you will make all your single friends jealous. Some costumes are cute and sexy, while others are just hysterically entertaining. There is definitely something for you.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have a significant other, Couples Halloween Costumes are a great option. You and your partner will both look very put-together and matching is actually applauded. Plus, you will make all your single friends jealous. Some costumes are cute and sexy, while others are just hysterically entertaining. There is definitely something for you.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re into cooking or grilling then dressing up as food may wet your palate. The Mustard Bottle Adult Costume is cute and can be paired nicely with the Ketchup Adult Costume. Or, mix it up a bit with the Fulla Bologna Adult Costume. If you have your own little one, the Hot Dog Bunting Infant Costume is a cute way to complete the BBQ theme.</p>
<p>If you want to be a bit more risqu, The Sugar Bear Pimp Adult Costume and the Pimpette Sexy Adult Costume may be right up your alley. His costume comes with a bright green velour suit and a matching hat, while hers includes a long sequined silver coat with plug trims and dangling pom-poms. The Easy Lace Boots complete her outfit perfectly. They&#8217;re knee-high and have a distinct Pimpette look.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;d rather go with a more traditional Halloween costume-something scary-we&#8217;ve got you covered too. The vampire/vampires combo is a favorite. The Vampire Adult Costume comes with a jacket, cape, shirt and several other accessories to complete the look. Ladies can embrace their inner seductress with the Vampiress Adult Costume. It includes a blood red dress with black lace overlay. Other options include the Handsome Devil Adult Costume and the Devils Temptress Adult Costume. Both costumes are classy and very detailed. They all come it multiple sizes to ensure the perfect fit.</p>
<p>If you want to embrace your love of children&#8217;s cartoons, we&#8217;ve got something for you. Try the Pebbles Flintstone Adult Costume or the Flintstones Bamm Bamm Adult Costume. Both costumes come in sizes standard and large. You can also be Wilma and Fred or Betty and Barney. Have fun! You and your partner will look great in any Couples Halloween Costume.</p>
<p>Learn more about <a href='http://funny-halloweencostumes.wetpaint.com/'>Funny Halloween Costumes</a>. Stop by Emily Vanzant&#8217;s site where you can find more <a href='http://www.halloweencostumesnews.com/'>Halloween Costumes ideas and reviews</a>.</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for Halloween: When Matching Is Cool" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+Halloween:+When+Matching+Is+Cool" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1367/halloween-when-matching-is-cool/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nun Halloween Costumes: Modest And Demure?</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1365/nun-halloween-costumes-modest-and-demure/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1365/nun-halloween-costumes-modest-and-demure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Susan West</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adult womens costume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny Halloween costume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mens holy father costume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monk robe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mother superior costume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naughty nun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nuns habit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pope Halloween costume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Priest Costume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sister costume]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1365/nun-halloween-costumes-modest-and-demure/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nun Halloween costumes are fun to see on Halloween. While in a few cases they may offend some, for the most part they are accepted as a standard holiday outfit for Halloween. Take into consideration where you'll be wearing your costume and you should be safe. If someone does get offended, don't get mad, you have the right to be who you want for Halloween. Priest Halloween costumes should not be hard to find either. Because they are a common costume, you should have no problem locating one.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nun Halloween costumes are fun to see on Halloween. While in a few cases they may offend some, for the most part they are accepted as a standard holiday outfit for Halloween. Take into consideration where you&#8217;ll be wearing your costume and you should be safe. If someone does get offended, don&#8217;t get mad, you have the right to be who you want for Halloween. Priest Halloween costumes should not be hard to find either. Because they are a common costume, you should have no problem locating one.</p>
<p>When thinking of what makes up nun Halloween costumes I think there are three main parts. For a traditional look you&#8217;d have to go with the standard black and white colors. Of course you need to wear a habit. The Catholic nun that most of us are used to seeing can be dressed in a few varying styles; but for the most part the uniform is easy to identify. http://www.costumecauldron.com/Adult-Biblical-Jesus-Nun-Costumes.html</p>
<p>IF you&#8217;re going for the traditional nun look, then you should have no problem finding plenty of costume options at local retailers. Every year there are at least two or three different nun looks available, usually accompanied by a priest costume as well. If you don&#8217;t like the selection of costumes you see, remember you can always add to a store bought costume.</p>
<p>Consider taking the nun Halloween costumes you have been used to and turning the design on its head. Add some shock value by combining two concepts which appear opposite. A nun who acts like a zombie would really be an attraction! You could even take the habit off of a nun costume and wear it with a football player&#8217;s uniform in place of the helmet if you like. Do something weird and watch how much fun you and others around you will have marveling at your creativity. http://www.costumecauldron.com/shop/halloween-costume/Biblical-Costumes-title0-p-1-c-333.html</p>
<p>Polar opposites also make for an interesting Halloween costume. Perhaps you could be half one thing and half another? Maybe the devil has slipped into the skin of a nun, so add some fake horns or red skin paint to your face. You could be a strange version of heaven and hell embodied in a single person, divided straight down the middle! If you&#8217;re a good entertainer, this could lead to some interesting party theatrics!</p>
<p>Sexy could also be used to describe certain nun Halloween costumes. Could your nun be a lady of the night who wears fishnets with her habit? What about a nun who behaves like a drunk and flirts with a vampire at the party. It can be sleazy, scary or fun just as long as you have fun and remember it is Halloween!</p>
<p>A friend or significant other could go as the priest. This creates some hilarious situations, especially if you plan to party the night away with a few drinks. All nun Halloween costumes have potential. They are easily recognizable so you won&#8217;t spend the evening explaining you are dressed as some obscure actor or actress from twenty years ago.</p>
<p>Nun Halloween costumes don&#8217;t normally seem like they&#8217;d have shock value. But executed the right way, nun Halloween costumes can be extra shocking and fun for all. These are costumes that can help bring about tons of fun this holiday. Edited by Hetsil Protage</p>
<p>Chose <a href="http://costumecauldron.com">Nun Halloween costumes</a> online today and party as a sexy x-rated nun or pope in <a href="http://www.costumecauldron.com/shop/halloween-costume/Biblical-Costumes-title0-p-1-c-333.html">Priest Halloween costume</a></p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for Nun Halloween Costumes: Modest And Demure?" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+Nun+Halloween+Costumes:+Modest+And+Demure?" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1365/nun-halloween-costumes-modest-and-demure/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Visit Jellystone Park Every Day With Yogi Bear Checks</title>
		<link>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1364/visit-jellystone-park-every-day-with-yogi-bear-checks/</link>
		<comments>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1364/visit-jellystone-park-every-day-with-yogi-bear-checks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alan Plastin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[checks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hanna Barbera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yogi Bear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yogi bear checks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1364/visit-jellystone-park-every-day-with-yogi-bear-checks/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you remember a point in time when you lived for the weekends, summers were spent playing in the open air, and few things were more pleasurable than Saturday morning cartoons? Yogi Bear is undoubtedly one of the most well-liked cartoon characters to ever embellish the small screen. If you want a reminder of your beloved childhood cartoon character then you should certainly check out Yogi Bear personal checks.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you remember a point in time when you lived for the weekends, summers were spent playing in the open air, and few things were more pleasurable than Saturday morning cartoons? Yogi Bear is undoubtedly one of the most well-liked cartoon characters to ever embellish the small screen. If you want a reminder of your beloved childhood cartoon character then you should certainly check out Yogi Bear personal checks.</p>
<p>Nothing says nostalgia like our favorite cartoons. Hanna-Barbera formed some of the most excellent cartoons to ever emerge on television and even now they have stood the test of time. Yogi Bear and his ridiculous antics haven&#8217;t been imitated since, in spite of the new-fangled flashier cartoons that appear on television nowadays.</p>
<p>Maybe you remember getting up every Saturday morning to watch Yogi and his friends. Or, perhaps you had Yogi Bear toys and often found yourself imitating his unique style of speech. You might have even introduced Yogi to your own children in hopes of carrying on the tradition of your favorite cartoon.</p>
<p>If you have, then you will utterly love the Yogi Bear checks. These aren&#8217;t just good-looking, attention-grabbing designs-these are mementos of a whole generation! When you hand out one of these checks, you will be remembering a warmhearted childhood memory and for an instant you will stop thinking about about your finances and the responsibilities of the adult universe.</p>
<p>Yogi debuted in 1958 and was the first breakout character created by the legendary team of Hanna-Barbera. He was given his own show in 1961 and even had his own feature film in 1964. His cartoons can still be found today and the humor contained in them has stood the test of time.</p>
<p>The majority of Yogi&#8217;s adventures were based in Jellystone Park, a reference to Yellowstone Park. It has also been implied that his mannerisms and personality were based on the Ed Norton character in &#8220;The Honeymooners.&#8221; A lot of his adventures centered on him and his friend, Boo Boo, stealing picnic baskets from other campers.</p>
<p>Yogi Bear had an assortment of prominent sayings. Of course, his most renowned declaration was that he was &#8220;smarter than the average bear.&#8221; (Although sometimes that wasn&#8217;t always evident.) Additionally, his practice of speaking in rhyme repeatedly set him apart from his cartoon friends.</p>
<p>In the Yogi Bear checks, you can discover rotating images of Yogi and his friends taking pleasure in the great outdoors. The illustrations have been beautifully rendered and these cheery designs will make you grin every time you take out your checkbook.</p>
<p>Speaking of checkbooks, you can also purchase coordinating address labels, contact cards, and a matching checkbook cover at additional costs.</p>
<p>You might have hesitated in purchasing personal checks in the past because you thought that they were too expensive. You might have also found that your local bank had a limited supply of designs. However, now when you order your checks from a secure site you can save as much as 50% off the price of your checks.</p>
<p>Before you purchase <a href="http://www.yogibearchecks.com">Yogi Bear checks</a>, visit YogiBearChecks.com to get coupons and to save 50% off your next purchase of <a href="http://www.yogibearchecks.com">Yogi Bear personal checks</a>.</p>
<p class="buymebeer"><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" target="paypal" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick" /><input type="hidden" name="business" value="admin@iinformyou.com" /><input type="hidden" name="return" value="" /><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="Buy Me a Beer for Visit Jellystone Park Every Day With Yogi Bear Checks" /><input type="hidden" name="currency_code" value="USD" /><input type="hidden" name="amount" value="" /><input type="image" src="http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/wp-content/plugins/buy-me-beer/icon_beer.gif" align="left" alt="" title="" hspace="3" /></form><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&amp;business=admin@iinformyou.com&amp;currency_code=USD&amp;amount=&amp;return=&amp;item_name=Buy+Me+a+Beer+for+Visit+Jellystone+Park+Every+Day+With+Yogi+Bear+Checks" target="paypal"></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/1364/visit-jellystone-park-every-day-with-yogi-bear-checks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
