Got Funny

A dad walks into a market with his young son.  The kid is  holding a quarter.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going  blue in the face.  The dad realizes the boy has swallowed  the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.  A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a  blue business suit is [...]

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed  reading  when the wife looks over at him and asks THE  question…..    WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would  you get married again?    HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’    WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being  married?’    HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’    [...]