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Bathroom Tales

A 3-year-old tells all from his mother’s restroom stall
By Shannon Popkin
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we’re in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a [...]

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YOU GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’ He slams
the door and returns to bed.
‘Who [...]

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Study Shows Why Men Die First

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for [...]

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Bubba Dies

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

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Rednecks in the Field

A young red neck couple are having sex in a muddy
field one evening. The fellow asks, “Honey, could you
check to see if it’s in you or if it’s in the mud???” She
reaches down and checks. “It’s in the mud,” she tells him.
“Well,… could you put it back in???”
She puts it back in and they continue [...]

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