Got Funny

A dad walks into a market with his young son.  The kid is  holding a quarter.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going  blue in the face.  The dad realizes the boy has swallowed  the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.  A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a  blue business suit is [...]

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions. “He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What’s your occupation?” “I’m a Lady of the night,” she says. The [...]